Wow this is kinda of wierd...

and cool. Wouldn't it be great if it worked that way for everyone? Not only would organ transplants be vastly more successful and easier on the recipient, but smell a cure for aids and other similar maladies. Unfortunately, this was probably a fluke, but a fella can dream.

My favorite cartoon

Let this be a lesson

Movies like "A Knights Tale"? Yeah, karma doesn't forget that shit.

In yet another...

Blinding flash of the obvious... Srsly, does anyone NOT know this yet?

My day

Sleep till noon
Feed cat
Drink coffee my lovely wife got for me
Watch CSI
Surf /b/
Go to the gym
Go take pictures of scantily clad hot chicks
Go to bar... do crossword puzzle... have a couple beers
Watch History Channel
Eat delicious sammich (thanks for the bread Randy)
Sleep

Yeah, I'm bummed about not working and I hope it ends soon, but I have to admit this is a pretty decent gig.

Meh, we had a good run

Seems that this may be doing this resulting in this. I for one welcome our new space rock overlords.

Wow....

Just wow...

Shannon gets back tomorrow

YAY!

Because this is me otherwise....

Because we all need a little help...

Cloverfield is nothing

This guy has my back

Oh, and if you get bored, check this out. Now you're thinking with portals!

Chalk up another win for Portland police!

If you can't shoot 'em, beat 'em. If you can't beat 'em, well...

It's just as I've feared

I have come undone.

"I've canceled that in my area"

OK, you probably all know how I feel about religion (and yes, atheism is a religion). It's a quaint, cute, stupid tradition used by people who can't accept the fact that there are things we don't and will never know (IMHO, wisdom starts with these words... "I DON'T KNOW"), and who feel like they need some one to tell them to be nice and to not be a dick. That being said, some religions are more palatable than others. However, they're all good for teh lulz.

2007 Darwin Awards

These are always good for a larf.

On being a juggalo

I saw this and thought it was funny. Really, do you need step by step instructions on how to become an epic failure?

1. First off, you can't become a juggalo, you are born a juggalo and one day you just happen to find your way home. You'll know pretty soon off...very easy way to tell, either you got love for your juggalo family or you don't. Thats it.
2. Check out whats goin on in the juggalo world: Faygoluvers.net , Juggalonews.com , gznetwork.net , Myjuggalospace.com , insaneclownposse.com , juggalofaith.com
3. Go to an Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Blaze, or Anybody Killa Concert which is optinal you dont always have too.
4. Ignore the haters, if your gonna be down with the family they have you back for ever, but keep in mind that Most of the world hates you once your down.
5. If nothing else learn to accept and appreciate everyone for who they are and just enjoy life. Thats what the juggalo family is about.To each his own. Be you and we got ya back.
6. There's no such thing as a true juggalo. Just as long as you believe in the Dark Carnival.
7. if you listen to icp and you don't get a weird feeling in your stomach, like a really good feeling you can't explain (icp mentions that the juggalos can feel it inside when they talk about the Dark Carnival or the 6 joker's cards) then you can be an icp fan but not a juggalo. DON'T LIE EITHER. BECAUSE THE DARK CARNIVAL WILL KNOW IF YOUR LYING.
8. You must realize the Dark Carnival is GOD. (as said by icp) Some fake ass juggahos believe the Carnival isn't GOD, but real juggalos believe in the gospel of insane clown posse's teachings.

Thanks R&B

Oh and Brandie hits like a girl.

No, I will never let you live this down. Sorry, to awesome.

Tonights goodness

1) I could watch CSI Miami for days. There's more cheese than a domino's pizza, hot chicks.... and murder
2) For our friends... when Shannon and I are fighting, you'll know it. We often disagree, because I am so very cool, handsome, and intelligent and Shannon is so very wrong.
3) I have always considered myself to be a slightly above average writer. I've wanted to write a short story or some such thing for quite a while, but I haven't been able to find an idea that resonated with me enough to make it fun to write. Tonight, while sitting across the bar from a guy that reminded me of myself, I had a blinding flash. This idea would make a fantastic movie, so if you're a script writer or some such... let me know. You want this. I think I am going to try and take a first crack at it myself.
4) I have the most awesome wife ever. I am really going to miss her next week.
5) Thanks to those folks who helped me get my references together tonight. I wish I was working with you all instead of relying on you to help me work somewhere else. C'est la vie.
6) Still looking for work, though I have some irons in the fire. If you're a cool company doing good things, and you need a truly multi-purpose guy, I think your time is running out.

Toot toot! All aboard the awesome train!!!

Is it really possible that Joe and Ben Weider worship Satan? Can the success of their bodybuilding empire be attributed to their loyalty to Lucifer?

New Years Resolutions...

I'm thinking maybe something like this....

Visualizing Success

I am done being unemployed. I really enjoyed it, but it's time for something new. I would like a job now please.

I have proven that my blog has the power to kill. I'm now hoping it has other powers.

Qoute of the night

"I out rank you"
"Oh yeah? Well I PANTrank you!"

Sweeny Todd

1) It's very hard for me to admit that I like musicals.
2) I like musicals
3) The set and costumes were AMAZING
4) Tim Burton + Johnny Depp + Helena Bonham Carter = Magic.

The fact that the key players weren't trained vocalists made the movie better. Rather than a display of vocal talent, this film delivered superior film craft and acting, with good music thrown in as a bonus. If I want to hear epic singers, I'll hit the opera. Instead, I got what I want from a musical movie... A great story, told by great story teller, in musical form.

Anyway, I dug it. Your mileage may vary.

Update on my linux problems

I suck. After blaming the problem on how newer kernels handled disk i/o and journaling, and after trying multiple different versions of multiple different distros, I found the problem. A bad memory module. You want to know the best part? When this whole crap storm started, I suspected as much and ran a memory test. I stopped it because it was taking to long. Spending an extra 3 minutes would have saved me three weeks.

Oh well, at least I was introduced to Ubuntu, which is freakin' awesome for your day to day box. When I get back to work, I am going to push for Ubuntu for clients. It's easy and it works.

one more thing

Comcast is shitting up connections to my web content again.... as they've done every time I've published something since the "upgrade". God, they suck. Anyway, sorry.

Just to clear things up

As I have been barred from hitting people by a certain wife, I wanted to make sure that no one thought I actually got into a fight.... Although it is lame that when I finally pick a new sport to replace cycling I can't get the support of my spouse. I tried to sell her on the cardiovascular benefits, but I got nowhere.

I simply had a nasty run in with gravity. I took a nap in a very dark and supposedly haunted place (I actually spent 20 minutes or so taunting the ghosts to try to get them to show up). After a while, Nick (who claims to be my friend) called out for me. Being the responsive, attentive, caring pal I am I shot up like a rocket. Being the drunk, tired, disoriented guy I was (am), I promptly fell right back down again... Neglecting to break my fall with anything except my eye.

At this point, I painted a mural on the floor in the only medium available to me (blood) and went home.

That's it. No fights, no punching. Seriously, one of my resolutions this year (as it has been for years) is to be a much more mellow guy. I'll keep trying. Maybe one day I'll get it right.

Oak 1 John 0

Job interview this week, of course.

New photos

Feel free to be jealous. We do enjoy the Mexico.

Quick Note

We're back. I'll fill in the details later, but suffice to say that if heaven isn't like the beach in Cabo at 10 a.m. (before the gringos show up) I don't wanna go.

Viva El Mango Deck!

I worry

about this sometimes. However, I don't think I'd be happy if I cleaned my act up. I like to laugh at things that are wildly inappropriate. If it makes people uncomfortable, chances are I'll laugh at it, at least a little bit. Does this mean I really condone the type of things mentioned in some of the things I find funny? No, and it's the very fact that I don't that makes them amuzing. As I hope those who know me would be able to recognize, there's few people out there who feel as strongly about justice, charity, and doing the right thing as much as I do. Actually, those beliefs have cost me plenty (especially the last one)... But the definition of humor if often the juxtaposition of data into situations where it obviously does not belong. It's the fact that something is so far from it's rightful place that makes it funny.

And yes I swear. Most of us do. I have my own definition of when it's appropriate and when it's not. When it's not? When someone might rightfully take offense and/or when working (as opposed to at work). Everyone I know swears. Some more than others, but it happens. It's communication. People have employed profanity in casual conversation as long as casual conversation has existed. It's the spice that makes informal communication as tasty as it can be. Is it always needed? No, but neither is salt and you sure wish you had it available to you when it's needed.

I would hope that a potential employer would be able to see the difference between a crude blog entry and the person who talks to customers, or would at least be willing to discuss the issue. If they're not, then the employer and I are probably not a good fit. As Walt Whitman said "I am large, I contain multitudes". When you buy some John, you get the ones you want. However, the ones you don't make me who I am, and thus are a part of the ones you bought. You don't have to see/hear/etc. the sides you don't like, but unidimensional people don't tend to be creative, aggressive, insightful, problem solvers and in my experience that's what I'm good at, so realize there might be a rough edge or two. Or, as Mr. Munroe put it:

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

Whoa Whoa Whoa!

WTF is this?

Thank you Amazon!

For reminding me that I am not the only person in the world with too much time on their hands.

I now return to starting flame wars in youtube comments.

So familar I could cry

This is pretty much exactly how my last Fedora upgrade went. BTW, I am now on 8 as a result of trying to clean up all the stuff that broke in 7 as a result of running a simple "yum update all". The whole thing was brought on by the hope of getting azureus to run without mysteriously dying. What was the end result? Massive file system corruption any time more than 10 or so packages were upgraded via yum. I am THIS close to throwing Ubuntu on my server as well. It may be Linux for dummies, but it just freaking works....

Or maybe Dan is right and FreeBSD is the way to go....

Or maybe Debian....

And the cycle begins again.

To quote George C. Scott....

God help me I love it so.

My hobby

As many of you know, I dig teh religious studies. This is interesting and a note to myself to read further.

P.S. I didn’t eat that (expletive) sandwich or the toielet thing either!

Well this is kinda funny.

Shannon this is for you

I think this might answer your question.... kinda.

"LADIES... we may have an ID on the flight plan." (queue sunglasses)

Oh and I'm pretty damn happy that it's you and me.

I helped

in a small way. And it was fun.

Fat and happy

I am full of delicious dinner (chicken and dumplings, and a slice of pizza for desert) and whiskey. Shannon is out at a show. The means I will defile the couch with my nakedity and watch the history channel until I fall asleep whilst the lineage of latex paint is whispered lovingly into my ears (Modern Marvels rocks my world). Tonight, I will dream of polymer strings and red ocher. This, ladies and gentlemen, is very close to what heaven must fell like.

Oh, and it pleases me that Firefox picked up my misspelling of "must". Originally, I typed "myst" (close, right?). Firefox's suggestion? "Myst".

Damn right. That was THE game back in the day.

OK, this is it before I pass out

GIS balls. First result. I don't know about you this win in my book.

Guy #1 - I am touching giant ball.
Guy #2 - I would respond, but I'm somehow hypnotized by giant ball... I must wonder though, where's the other one?

Seriously...

Why (besides gaming) would you pay for this and this when this is free, faster, easier to install, and offers you all the same stuff?

I came across ubuntu in my search for a distro to replace Fedora, which is really pissing me off lately. While I wouldn't use it on a server, it's a very fast, easy, no hassle solution for your "day to day, get stuff done" machine. I'm currently dual booting my laptop with 7.10 and XP, but the XP partition is losing value every day. I simply don't need it. I have more options and more control with gutsy... and that's not even comparing it to the pile of shite that is Vista.

Like any distro, there is work to be done to get it dialed. However, I'd much rather do that (it''rs fun anyway... like having a new car and going shopping for accessories, except they're mostly free) than spend my time trying to convince another MS abortion that I actually know what I'm doing and can be trusted.

LOL

"That was the hottest interspecies sex since Matthew Broderick nailed Sara Jessica Parker."

True dat.

Qoute of the night

Shannon: Yeah, that's the kinda girl you wanna keep face up.

Further proof that John is probably gay

This is one of my favorite songs, and I love the movie too. DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!

Good night sweet prince... Enough already

OK will the people I like stop dying for Christ's sake?! Listen, I'm unemployed, depressed, and old... The very last thing I need is for my heroes to drop dead all over the place. Knock it off already.

Good night sweet prince

Seriously, I think the world was a better place when guys like you were more abundant. You were a hero in my book.

Good night sweet prince

I never really liked the band but still..

I'm so glad...

I'm not the only one.

Oh and I'm freezing to death.

OK, one more before I go to bed

For Shannon and for all my friends who are in long term relationships... Seriously why does this product not exist?! Sleeping with a partner is awesome except for the fact that you have two arms. Design a better mattress, negate the vestigial arm, and suddenly man and woman or man and man or woman and woman or what ever the fuck floats your boat as long as we're all consenting adult humans can sleep in peace whilst sharing the body heat that is so precious in the era of $100 a barrel oil and I don't have a fireplace to burn the spare wood from my projects and my house isn't insulated very much because it's old and yeah baking bread heats up the house but christ how much bread do you need and even then your power bill goes up and you're still contributing to global warming and it's not like you hate the planet but your fucking lips are blue and you haven't felt your toes in days and you left your car keys on the kitchen table and you had to chip them off the next day to go to work and the cat started sleeping in the yard because the street light provides some warmth and TV sucks because you can't see shit through the fog that is your breath and you stink because the shower water turns into artificial snow before it hits your body which would be kinda cool except now all these 20 something mountain dew drinking losers want to shred your tube and make ads about it.

Sorry, this started out as a rave for a great comic. It ended with me just wanting to write a run-on sentence. I promise, I'm done. I'm going to bed, and tomorrow Shannon and I will go to the coast. I will not touch a keyboard.

I hope you all are doing something awesome over the holiday, and I hope it turns out 10 times better than you thought it would. Especially Brian and Ashley.... And maybe Brandie and Robert.

Quote of the night

CSI Miami guy: "Who is this guy?"
Shannon: "Your mom."

For Shannon

I'm just sayin'. Jesus fucking hates dirty words.

Or maybe....

You're just a freak. You know, Occam's razor and all.

Hail Satan.

I want a super toilet seat!!!!!

Dude! Check out the "happiness" link. Marketing speak at it's best (or worst... same thing).

Why wont you die?

I'm 28 minutes into "catacombs" and I want to kill Shannyn Sossamon so bad it hurts. A) Her character is the single most annoying presence in a movie ever. This person would not exist in reality, as Mother Teresa would not possess the restraint necessary to keep from kicking her teeth in. B) "Shannyn". Really? Not "Shannon" or "Shannan" but "Shannyn". Lemme guess.... The "y" is for "y aren't you dead yet"?

Yeah, OK, Im repeating myself...

But A) In vino veritas
and
B) If this is not the entire reason Al Gore created the internet, I don't know what it.

Fucking hentai is gross

Now I'm a bigger pervert than your average pervert, but DAMN.... How are images of underage girls with massive penises even remotely erotic? Tentacle rape is funny once or twice, but after a while it's just weird. Yeah, I realize there's some hentai with actual pr0n value, but most of what I've seen is just f'ing weird... And I'm down for most anything.

Maybe I hang out on a certain website too much, but goddammit all you creepy japanese and wapanese guys need to knock it the fuck off.

I despise feminism. I think defining your existence by your sex/gender or who you prefer to have sex with is the sign of a weak mind that gave up the hunt for things that made it hurt in favor of being "an individual, like everyone else". However, when I see even a little of this garbage by mistake I want to hand in my meat eating, beer drinking, "don't give a shit", tough guy card and join the most militant feminist group that would have me. I guess I carry this rant to most pr0n in general, but I'm going to start with the low hanging fruit. Seriously, chicks don't have dicks and don't enjoy surprise sexual encounters with sword wielding octopi... For the most part.

tl;dr - Gross pr0n is gross.

Hmm..... I smell a rat.

I got one of these the other day, though not in regard to any anime. At first, I thought it was what it appeared to be. They had a question regarding the copyright of some material I was grabbing through a torrent, and dropped me a line to say "hey, if you're stealing stuff knock it off". However, in view of this article, I think it may have been something else. Basically, it appears comcast is finding new and interesting ways to crack down on people using the bandwidth they've purchased, as their last attempt was wildly unpopular and got them sued...

Oh please die

please

What I've learned tonight

A) I MUST learn better self control around people who make me want to hurt them very badly. I may be right, but the law is on their side.

B) The law sucks.

C) "Atheists believe absolutely in something that they can not prove."

"Theists believe absolutely in something that they can not prove."

"Agnostics would rather have a beer."

D) Nikko is a very good friend, and I should not treat him poorly.

E) I am not in a good mood, and haven't been for quite some time.

F) Chicken and dumplings is fukken awesome!

G) Having Stephen do my yard work makes me smile, because he is rad and does a great job.

H) Any Linux distro that doesn't allow you to disable SE Linux right off the bat is shite.

I) We have a soul. But it’s made of lots of tiny robots.

J) Cougar hunting hipster dicks might appear to be good prey, but they are often more trouble than they're worth. Hang around the watering hole a little longer and maybe they'll just go away, saving you the trouble.

K) This:

is very likely what god looks like.

L) Justice, much liek delicious cake, is a lie.

Slayer Angel of Death 8-Bit Style

Really, do I need to say anything else?

Opprotunity Cost

You know I wonder how much health care and education 2.76 trillion dollars would buy.



Oh and while I'm here.... From what I can tell, FC 7&8 suck total ass. I'm going back to Zod.

Why oh why

Did I try to leave Zod for Werewolf? I got the upgrade to go finally, but it dusted my samba installation, killed yum, and did various and sundry other nasty things. So YAY I'm rebuilding my Linux box!

Yay!!!! Free drugs!!!!

Behold the magical power of Jenkem!


Oh, and "butthash" lol.

Oh and in typical cop fashion... "received and email".

What's this?

Are you telling me that the Portland police treat people with callous indifference and have a documentable disdain for the very people they're most likely to encounter while attempting to protect and serve? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..........................


People of Portland, wake up. The police are NOT your friends. They are corrupt, greedy, bullies. They hurt people, or let them hurt themselves, for fun. You wouldn't accept behavior like this from your neighbor. Why do you accept from people who make their living from your tax dollars?

I want one

Dude!!!! It's a freakin' 700 foot high ferris wheel!

CNN

Your source for lizard spit and bongs. Actual screen scrape. Seriously CNN, WTF?

What what?

Wait what?

I'm turning Japanese

I really think so.

The best thing I've seen all day

is this. Or maybe this.

Sofa King Awesome

I love this so much. Oh and here's his myspace.

I now ride a white horse

I don't know what little virus or whatever crawled past the well constructed defensive bourbon layer and made me ill, but it's one tough son of a bitch. I left the house for 5 hours today, the longest I've been out in 10 days. In the past 3 days. I've slept around 8 hours... most of that due to the fact that I can't stop coughing. Things are coming out of me that I KNOW never went in. I get winded walking across the street. Food has lost it's appeal. The end is surely near....

That being said, let the sucking up to me for prime shit in my will begin. Bad news? Shannon is already spoken for.

Anyone need a bike?

Shannon is selling hers. Nice ride for a smaller person.

This, ladies and gents....

is how we roll. Anything worth doing is worth doing in your underwear in front of hundreds of people.

What feed tools/subscription mechanism?

I'm thinking of adding an RSS feed, atom feed, or something like that? Anyone interested? What aggregator or whatever do you use?

Never mind.... There's an RSS feed up by my picture. Don't say I never gave you anything.

Yet another Cava rave

As you may know, I am in love with our new local restaurant. We've finally got a decent, some what upscale diner the I can walk to, and that pleases me. I really enjoy a nice 10 block walk, both before and after dinner.

Tonight I had the hamburger. F***ing epic win. Seriously, one of the best "bistro" burgers I've ever had... If not the best.

Why did I never think of

this?

Whoa, Whoa wait a second....

This seems to say that perhaps Portland cops are corrupt thugs! C'mon! As everyone in PDX knows, as long as you're white and willing to look the other way, Portland cops are GREAT!

My favorite quote? "Officers wrote in their reports that Waterhouse ran off, they chased and then bean-bagged and Tasered him. One officer wrote, "He had refused to drop the camera which could be used as a weapon." Of course, using this same line of thinking, you had better be careful around Portland cops if you're wearing pants, or holding a big gulp, or talking on a cell phone, or walking your dog.

The best thing I've done all day.

This probably won't make much sense if you're not a /b/tard.

WRONG

fail.

OK one more funny thing...

Before I go to bed...

"Steve Irwin died the same way he lived.... With animals in his heart".

L. Brent Bozell III

First, nothing screams "please look at me I'm important" and "please beat me up" like guys who put an initial as their first name. The only thing that's worse is the "seconds" and "thirds" of the world. You're not royalty, so knock it off. This douchebag decided to go with both... Meaning his psyche screams "yes I know I suck, but maybe if I name myself audaciously enough 1 out of 20 people in the trailer park will think I'm cool".

Next, I read your piece Mr. Bozell. Fuck you. I wish I had your problems. Put your "can't admit I'm queer so I'll rank on the gays" dress back on, get your over named ass back in the kitchen where you belong, and serve beer to the real men (gay and straight). And don't make me tell you twice, Nancy... See? One simple name and it fits you so much better.

From my favorite thread of today....

I like my women like I like my coffee, COVERED IN BEES!

I like my women like I like my coffee, STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD A SPOON IN!

I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE, GROUND UP AND IN THE FREEZER

I like my women like I like my coffee, cheap

I like my women like I like my coffee, taken from her native land in the Himalayas and brought, packaged, to me for a small sum of money.


I like my women like I like my coffee, ON MY DESK WAITING FOR ME IN THE MORNING BITCH

I like my women like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke

I like my women like I like my coffee, ALL OVER MY LAP!


I like my women like I like my coffee, FUCKING HOT

I like my women like I like my coffee A DELIGHT TO THE SENSES, INFINITELY PLEASURABLE YET COMFORTING

I like my women like I like my coffee. In a plastic container filled with ice cubes.

I like my women like I like my coffee, Irish and mixed up with loads of alcohol!

I like my woman like I like my.... oh wait... I'm gay...

I like my women like I like my coffee, picked up at Tim Horton's on a lonely Sunday morning; consumed in the car; and tossed by the side of the road when done

Zzzzzzz.....

So I followed up seeing Turbonegro with a late night bouncing at this show. Music was OK.... But I will say the bands, especially Unearth, really knew how to give their fans a good show. I spent a good deal of the Unearth set HELPING FANS ON TO THE STAGE at the behest of the band. Now, the fans were a bunch of underage douchebags, but having been one once I can understand what a kick ass time those kids must have had. You'll never see me in line for a suicide silence record, but I do have to give it up to all those bands for giving the kids their money's worth.

Oh and that little chick up front with the pink hair was hot as hell. If I wouldn't have been tired, sweaty, and old enough to be her dad.... Well, I would have still made fun of her for being (in the words of the beastie boys) "educated? no. stupid? yup."

Just had dinner at Cava again...

If you live in FOPO, and you haven't eaten here yet, you're making a serious mistake. Great food, great wine, great staff. This is really the kind of spot our area was lacking in a big way. All the stuff you used to have to leave the neighborhood to get is now right in your back yard.

Thank you, Turbonegro

For yetanother awesome show. You love Portland, Portland loves you.

08 election

I'm afraid some of you are not taking my candidate seriously. Have you seen his position on circumstances?

Yay dumbass!

Oh here we go....

I'll bet Tipper Gore's spider sense in tingling over this one: "Police believe Coon, wearing a Marilyn Manson shirt, black jeans and black nail polish, targeted the two teachers he shot Wednesday. Coon's troubles seemed to come to a breaking point this week. Students said Monday's fight was over God — Coon told his classmates he didn't believe in God and instead worshipped rocker Marilyn Manson."

I hate my brain

Once again, I managed to sleep about 90 minutes and now I'm wide awake. Fought it for about 30 minutes before I came downstairs. So, now we get to play the waiting game. Sooner or later the body will pummel the mind into submission. Anyway, I found this. Crashing cars is OK I guess. :(.

Fux0r.

Hey Brandie

Get in the fukken cab already. And have fun cleaning that guys house.

Todays MMA Class

I am tired, and my knees hurt. The knees may be due to the grappling stuff we're doing, or the fact that I was trying out some of the stuff I learned on Ben... On the cement stairs and sidewalk in front of Hawthorne... After drinking.

So anyway, stayed up for most of today. Basically, stuff to do if someones hand is coming at you or if they grab your head. Fun, but DAMN this is a lot of work. However, I do have one more badass point.

Yet more from the "To serve and protect" file...

WTF is with our cops in Oregon?

Oh no! Stomach craps!

Yeah, this. Proof read, bitches!

Ron Paul

Guns don't kill people. RON PAUL kills People.
RON PAUL does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of RON PAUL is Pain.
RON PAUL has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. RON PAUL 3. Cancer
RON PAUL drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
RON PAUL is my Homeboy.
RON PAUL doesn't go hunting.... RON PAUL GOES KILLING
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for RON PAUL.
RON PAUL doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures RON PAUL has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with RON PAUL.
RON PAUL is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
RON PAUL is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
RON PAUL counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind RON PAUL’ beard. There is only another fist.
When RON PAUL does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
RON PAUL is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
RON PAUL’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
RON PAUL can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
RON PAUL doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
RON PAUL gave Mona Lisa that smile.
RON PAUL can slam a revolving door.
RON PAUL does not get frostbite. RON PAUL bites frost

Stupid computers

I'm drunk, and I want to sleep. Why do you torture me? Do not want.

Anyway, today:

Wake up
Work out
Eat pizza, drink wine
Sleep/TV
Drink LOTS moar
Talk about shooting cops, hot chicks, and motorcycles
Wrestle Ben
Go home
Read some of Brandies book
Fail

Oral LOL

O RLY?

We ate foods here

You should too. Finally, a place where you can get a decent fancyish dinner in FOPO. Shannon and I recommend the mushroom appetizer and the chicken. Because they are good. PROTIP: Chef is from Pok Pok, so c'mon you KNOW the chicken will kick ass. It's like eating Pok Pok chicken in a decent place with good booze.

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Why I love 4chan

How I feel this morning

To quote GWAR "Now the animal's in pain..... It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain.... TERRIBLE PAIN."

My new career

OK, so maybe it's not a new career but it's something fun to do while trying to figure out what I'm going to do next. I started lifting weights again using my old program. It's a LOT more brutal than the stuff I was doing while I was working. Basically it's about 90 minutes of weights and as much cardio as I can throw in (usually running those stupid stairs at Mt. Tabor 5 times) 4-5 days a week. But that's just the warm up. I've also decided to get back on the train I hopped off of years ago with martial arts. This time, however, I've decided to take up MMA. First class was today. Very fun, but very brutal. I'm sore and tired, but I learned a lot. Next class in Thursday.

So basically, I'm using my time to become a badass. What good will this do me? None, probably... but c'mon! It's fun and you can say you knew me before I was all badass cagefighter John.

In other news, I learned that push starting my KLR is not as hard as one would think. It is however, tough enough to count as cardio.