From my favorite thread of today....

I like my women like I like my coffee, COVERED IN BEES!

I like my women like I like my coffee, STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD A SPOON IN!

I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE, GROUND UP AND IN THE FREEZER

I like my women like I like my coffee, cheap

I like my women like I like my coffee, taken from her native land in the Himalayas and brought, packaged, to me for a small sum of money.


I like my women like I like my coffee, ON MY DESK WAITING FOR ME IN THE MORNING BITCH

I like my women like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke

I like my women like I like my coffee, ALL OVER MY LAP!


I like my women like I like my coffee, FUCKING HOT

I like my women like I like my coffee A DELIGHT TO THE SENSES, INFINITELY PLEASURABLE YET COMFORTING

I like my women like I like my coffee. In a plastic container filled with ice cubes.

I like my women like I like my coffee, Irish and mixed up with loads of alcohol!

I like my woman like I like my.... oh wait... I'm gay...

I like my women like I like my coffee, picked up at Tim Horton's on a lonely Sunday morning; consumed in the car; and tossed by the side of the road when done