So I'm old and fat

There for, I hired a trainer. That's right, I am paying someone good money to make me miserable. Anyway, one of the things she is having me do is write down what I eat. Because I know that the only people who read this blog are people who feel comfortable giving me shit, I thought I would post what goes in to the black hole known as my mouth. There's some notes in here that pertain to my exercise program and may not make sense to you, gentle reader, so disregard them. Anyway...

10/6 Water 40 oz

7:30 am
1 granola bar
6 oz. OJ
2 cups of Earl Grey Tea

Feel: Fine

11:40

1 Caesar Salad w/ chicken (approx 1 breast piece)
3 Slices of Baguette
1 Pat of butter

Feel: Hungry for a minute then tired. Took a quick nap.

12:40
1 small chocolate chip cookie (Oreo sized)
25-30 grapes

1:40
12 grapes

3:00
1 cup Earl Grey Tea

4:00
GYM
Made it to level 8, halfway through shoulder raises (WTF is a shoulder curl?)
Did level 9 for a minute or so
Rode for 30 minutes total
1½ cup fried rice with tofu, pineapple, raisins, and cashews.
2 small (real small) pieces of cantaloupe
Feel: good

6:30 -8:30
2 vodka martinis
2 vodka and tonics (thanks Nick)

8:30 - 11:00
6.5 or so ounces of sliced deli roast beef (about enough to make a big sandwich) with horseradish and ketchup.
1 big glass of (a cabernet glass, full. Like 8 ounces) of red wine
2 bites of a taco bell taco salad (which I stole from Shannon)
15 grapes
3 Tablespoons of potato salad

Feel: Hungry (mouth, not belly). A little buzzed, Tired.

10/7 Water 96 oz

8:00
1 granola bar
6 oz OJ
1 cup Earl Grey tea

Feel: Good

11:00

Taco Salad ( I ate the shell too).
4 kernels of popcorn

Feel: A little tired

12:30

2 small pieces of bread with a little butter

Feel: A little tired


1:30

Plate of green salad with Italian dressing
1 small piece of bread

Feel: Full & tired

2:30

Small coffee

4:00

GYM
60 Minutes on the bike. Skipped intervals because I am sore
15 ball things, out and back as 1 count.

Feel: Tired

6:15
2 vodka martinis
Small salad with ahi tuna and a very small slice of bread

7:30
1 beer
1/2 big garden salad with chicken (about 1/4 breast).

8:30
1 vodka martini

9:00
1 apple
1 full glass red wine