Friday, April 29, 2005
Thursday, April 28, 2005
Because no one ever reads this
I'll go ahead and admit it here... I'm a terrible manager. I've spent the better part of a week fretting over the ONE performance review that I have to write. I finished it today. I tried my best, sweated, worried, stayed up late... And it sucks. I did what I could, I think it's C grade stuff at best. How the hell am I am supposed to rank another person?! I'm so fatally flawed myself the it amazes me every day when I show up to work and thet don't fire me on the spot.
You ever doubt your abilities when it comes to your job? It sucks.
Anyway.... what else have I got? Well, I'm watching the Lance Krall show as I write this. It's funnish. No robot chicken though. Skip it.
I just bought a Canon 20d. I'm in love. Look for more pictures in the photo section of hotamishgirls.com soon. Oh, and if you're interested in a Canon Digital Rebel I have a nice one for sale cheap.
My new beer of choice is Stella Artois. I have decided to give Pinot Noir another chance. I'm going to Huntington this weekend to sleep, take pictures, and hook my dad's new PC up.
One more thing. If you're a hardcore geek and you need work, let me know. Lazy? Don't run Linux at home? Don't bother.
Brandie, thanks for the BBQ.
You ever doubt your abilities when it comes to your job? It sucks.
Anyway.... what else have I got? Well, I'm watching the Lance Krall show as I write this. It's funnish. No robot chicken though. Skip it.
I just bought a Canon 20d. I'm in love. Look for more pictures in the photo section of hotamishgirls.com soon. Oh, and if you're interested in a Canon Digital Rebel I have a nice one for sale cheap.
My new beer of choice is Stella Artois. I have decided to give Pinot Noir another chance. I'm going to Huntington this weekend to sleep, take pictures, and hook my dad's new PC up.
One more thing. If you're a hardcore geek and you need work, let me know. Lazy? Don't run Linux at home? Don't bother.
Brandie, thanks for the BBQ.
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Can we PLEASE gas the midwest?!
Yahoo! News - Kansas Board Taking Up Evolution Debate
For the love of the god you dipshits claim to fear and obey, can you PLEASE acknowledge the facts he's put in front you? Is there something about mainstream christianity that requires you to be stupid? If anyone can make a reasonable argument for creationism please let me know. Otherwise, I suggest we do the right thing for the sake of humanity (and christianity) and euthanize the midwest.
For the love of the god you dipshits claim to fear and obey, can you PLEASE acknowledge the facts he's put in front you? Is there something about mainstream christianity that requires you to be stupid? If anyone can make a reasonable argument for creationism please let me know. Otherwise, I suggest we do the right thing for the sake of humanity (and christianity) and euthanize the midwest.
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Stupid talented Justin
Justin's Gallery
If you get a chance, check out my friend Justin's work. Oh, and there's pictures of our trip to Frenchglen here
If you get a chance, check out my friend Justin's work. Oh, and there's pictures of our trip to Frenchglen here
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
"Revenge"
Best poison ever for those crappy, stinky little black ants that start showing up in Spring.
I can't find it in Portland anymore, so I ordered it from here. This stuff works, especially when used in conjunction with the stock pile of Diazinon I might have.
I can't believe it's March and I'm worrying about those bastards already. We really didn't have a winter in Portland this year. Check this out... Motorcycle trip to Crown Point, in FEBRUARY.
Shannon's B-Day is coming up. Buy presents!
I can't find it in Portland anymore, so I ordered it from here. This stuff works, especially when used in conjunction with the stock pile of Diazinon I might have.
I can't believe it's March and I'm worrying about those bastards already. We really didn't have a winter in Portland this year. Check this out... Motorcycle trip to Crown Point, in FEBRUARY.
Shannon's B-Day is coming up. Buy presents!
Sunday, February 20, 2005
As promised...
The best smelling urinal in Las Vegas. Can't remember where it was, as I was quite drunk, but it smelled like a god damn citrus orchard.
Ta Da!
Ta Da!
Hunter S. Thompson
I'm more saddened by this than I can say, but I'm glad it ended on his terms. Blaze me a trail through bat country, you brilliant, crazy son of a bitch. I'll see you when I get there.
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Yahoo! News - Band Driver Dumped Waste on Boat Passengers -Charges
Yahoo! News - Band Driver Dumped Waste on Boat Passengers -Charges
I first heard about this on somethingawful.com. Best story ever!!!!!
By the way, I'll be blogging our trip to Vegas soon, WITH a picture of the worlds best smelling urinal! Stay tuned!
I first heard about this on somethingawful.com. Best story ever!!!!!
By the way, I'll be blogging our trip to Vegas soon, WITH a picture of the worlds best smelling urinal! Stay tuned!
Thursday, January 13, 2005
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Dude, WTF?
Listen, all you hippie/Sting wannabe motherfuckers... When I go to the gym, I DO NOT need to see you prancing around in your god damn purple underwear displaying your taint and genitals in the name of yoga. There's an entire room devoted to dancing/stretching/whatever. Use it. When I'm trying to get my bench press on, the very last thing I need is a 50 year old anus thinly covered in "boy shorts" staring me in the eye. It's not that I'm uncomfortable with the male form, I'm just uncomfortable with yours. If you want to flash your junk, get a van and head for a grade school like any self respecting real pervert would do.
Fuck, I wish it was legal to smack these ass hats with a claw hammer.
Fuck, I wish it was legal to smack these ass hats with a claw hammer.
Monday, January 03, 2005
Tired
My god I suck. I spent all the time off I had during the holidays remodeling my kitchen. Yep... plumbing, wiring, tiling, grouting, bleeding, bitching.
Joy.
I have become everything I dreaded.
Joy.
I have become everything I dreaded.
Monday, December 27, 2004
Brandie, et al.
You guys all kick ass. Thank you X 1,000,000. Seriously.
I have the best friends ever.
Especially Brandie.
I have the best friends ever.
Especially Brandie.
Thursday, December 23, 2004
Eddie Spaghetti
Shannon's in love with this man. I'm in love with his band. What could be better? We're off to check him out doing what I think will an acoustic set at Dante's, a place I've been meaning to get to anyway.
Rock. I'll let you know what I think later.
Ok, it's later. Dante's sucks ass. We show up an hour and a half early to get good seats. 1/2 an hour later, they tell us they have to remove the first two rows of tables, and now the folks that showed up an hour after us are in the front row and we're out of luck.
Oh, then there's the bar. Stand in one place where they're taking orders until you get to the front. The watch as the "hipper than thou" dipshit staff runs to another part of the bar to take orders, or simply leaves. Next, go to the part of the bar where it appears orders are being taken now and wait. Then, when you make it up to the bar, thrill as the process is repeated and the stain behind the bars shuffles off once again. No, this did not happen once. EVERY F'ing TIME I WENT TO THE BAR.
As a bonus? One toilet in the men's room. The other? Broken, covered in plastic. Top notch shit hole you got there. I pissed in the sink. Twice.
Anyway, Moonshine Hangover rocked. I was surprised. Good, straight up Southern rock, ala .38 Special and Skynyrd. They played like they meant it.
I can lick any son of a bitch in the house didn't do it for me, but I'll give them another try.
Eddie was Eddie, need I say more? We would have stayed all night.
Rock. I'll let you know what I think later.
Ok, it's later. Dante's sucks ass. We show up an hour and a half early to get good seats. 1/2 an hour later, they tell us they have to remove the first two rows of tables, and now the folks that showed up an hour after us are in the front row and we're out of luck.
Oh, then there's the bar. Stand in one place where they're taking orders until you get to the front. The watch as the "hipper than thou" dipshit staff runs to another part of the bar to take orders, or simply leaves. Next, go to the part of the bar where it appears orders are being taken now and wait. Then, when you make it up to the bar, thrill as the process is repeated and the stain behind the bars shuffles off once again. No, this did not happen once. EVERY F'ing TIME I WENT TO THE BAR.
As a bonus? One toilet in the men's room. The other? Broken, covered in plastic. Top notch shit hole you got there. I pissed in the sink. Twice.
Anyway, Moonshine Hangover rocked. I was surprised. Good, straight up Southern rock, ala .38 Special and Skynyrd. They played like they meant it.
I can lick any son of a bitch in the house didn't do it for me, but I'll give them another try.
Eddie was Eddie, need I say more? We would have stayed all night.
New Scientist - Mystery of Mars rover's 'carwash' rolls on
New Scientist - Mystery of Mars rover's 'carwash' rolls on
"At the time, the team speculated that wind may have swept the dust off the panels or frost may have caused it to clump, exposing more of the panels."
Ya' think? I'm going to be very disappointed if it turns out that there's another "intellgent" life form hanging around... And they're washing solar panels for tips.
"At the time, the team speculated that wind may have swept the dust off the panels or frost may have caused it to clump, exposing more of the panels."
Ya' think? I'm going to be very disappointed if it turns out that there's another "intellgent" life form hanging around... And they're washing solar panels for tips.
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