Listen, all you hippie/Sting wannabe motherfuckers... When I go to the gym, I DO NOT need to see you prancing around in your god damn purple underwear displaying your taint and genitals in the name of yoga. There's an entire room devoted to dancing/stretching/whatever. Use it. When I'm trying to get my bench press on, the very last thing I need is a 50 year old anus thinly covered in "boy shorts" staring me in the eye. It's not that I'm uncomfortable with the male form, I'm just uncomfortable with yours. If you want to flash your junk, get a van and head for a grade school like any self respecting real pervert would do.
Fuck, I wish it was legal to smack these ass hats with a claw hammer.
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