Grab the gusto!

I don't care if Pabst is retard hipster beer, I like it. I drank cheap beer when it wasn't fashionable, and I will do so now that it is. When it falls out of fashion, I will continue to drink cheap beer. Maybe it will come into fashion one more time.... I'll still be there, swilling cheap beer, perhaps out of a straw at that point.

Then I will die.

Anyway, some GREAT news for fans of cheap beer. Schlitz is back! I remember when this had pull tabs, and I seem to remember steel cans. I can't wait to take a drunken stumble down memory lane.