Cobain... Part II

Brandie, I hate to have to do this.... But you tried to paint GWAR fans (and I should know, I am one) with the same brush as KC fanboys. Yes, GWAR fans are dumb. All of us. Who else would sit around and giggle at full sized action figures singing songs like "F**king an animal", "Anti Anti-Christ", "The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7", and "Nitro Burning Funny Bong"? Who else would get excited at the rock and roll equivalent of a Gallagher show? However... we're not this dumb:

Part two of the "OMG KURT WAS SO AWSUM" guys conversation with me:

"wee will mett 2 hours frum now 0r u can call me at 254 342 2234 bitch kurn is awsum im goin to go dig up the corps of ur mommy now bitch!!"

Wow. And yes I did assume the identity of an under aged camwhore (complete with pictures stolen from Myspace), troll boards know for having a pedo population, and give his number out as a "really mature girl looking for older friends". I'm seeing something with Chris Hansen and an invitation to "have a seat" sometime in his future. I also posted it on a certain message board known for griefing people far beyond the point of humor.

What have we learned? 1) John REALLY needs to get back to work. 2) kurn is awsum 3) My mommies corps is probably being violated as we speak. Damn, that's sad. She loves the Marines SO MUCH. 4) Anyone who underestimates the lengths to which I will go for a laugh does so at their own peril.

In the immortal words of Ice Cube, I gotta say it was a good day.

John "cocked face fat watless pice of shitr, waiting to get his thout slit" Judy