Mac vs. PC... How it should go.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac!

PC: And I'm a PC!

Mac: Do you ever feel that anthropomorphizing computers in a cynical effort to sell them to rich, white fucks from the West smacks of hubris when they are often assembled in third world countries which their manufacture also pollutes?

PC: Sure. Also, I resent the entire artificial division generated by this tediously formulaic advert which drives a wedge between otherwise intelligent and helpful computer users, regardless of their platform of choice.

Mac: Maybe the real enemy here is consumer culture and capitalist sensibility.

PC: You're right. They're just leveraging primitive tribal affiliations in order to line their pockets with our money.

Mac: How about we fucking kill every advertising executive?

PC: You're on /b/rother.

TC: Hi. I'm Scientology.

Mac/PC: We're coming for you later, fucker.