What I've learned tonight

A) I MUST learn better self control around people who make me want to hurt them very badly. I may be right, but the law is on their side.

B) The law sucks.

C) "Atheists believe absolutely in something that they can not prove."

"Theists believe absolutely in something that they can not prove."

"Agnostics would rather have a beer."

D) Nikko is a very good friend, and I should not treat him poorly.

E) I am not in a good mood, and haven't been for quite some time.

F) Chicken and dumplings is fukken awesome!

G) Having Stephen do my yard work makes me smile, because he is rad and does a great job.

H) Any Linux distro that doesn't allow you to disable SE Linux right off the bat is shite.

I) We have a soul. But it’s made of lots of tiny robots.

J) Cougar hunting hipster dicks might appear to be good prey, but they are often more trouble than they're worth. Hang around the watering hole a little longer and maybe they'll just go away, saving you the trouble.

K) This:

is very likely what god looks like.

L) Justice, much liek delicious cake, is a lie.