Why I love the interwebs

1) Because it's a series of tubes
2) Tonight's conversation (while watching The Prophecy II):

Shannon: That's Jennifer Beal!
John: (Thinking of whoever that chick in dirty dancing was) Shannon, you known dick about movies. That's not Jennifer Beal. Bow before the sophisticated movie knowledge of John.
Shannon: Look it up.
John: DO YOU DOUBT THE JOHN!!!!???!!! OK. I WILL!!

Moments later...

John: fuck.
Shannon: Yeah dude, you're buying breakfast.