Good night sweet prince... Enough already

OK will the people I like stop dying for Christ's sake?! Listen, I'm unemployed, depressed, and old... The very last thing I need is for my heroes to drop dead all over the place. Knock it off already.

Good night sweet prince

Seriously, I think the world was a better place when guys like you were more abundant. You were a hero in my book.

Good night sweet prince

I never really liked the band but still..

I'm so glad...

I'm not the only one.

Oh and I'm freezing to death.

OK, one more before I go to bed

For Shannon and for all my friends who are in long term relationships... Seriously why does this product not exist?! Sleeping with a partner is awesome except for the fact that you have two arms. Design a better mattress, negate the vestigial arm, and suddenly man and woman or man and man or woman and woman or what ever the fuck floats your boat as long as we're all consenting adult humans can sleep in peace whilst sharing the body heat that is so precious in the era of $100 a barrel oil and I don't have a fireplace to burn the spare wood from my projects and my house isn't insulated very much because it's old and yeah baking bread heats up the house but christ how much bread do you need and even then your power bill goes up and you're still contributing to global warming and it's not like you hate the planet but your fucking lips are blue and you haven't felt your toes in days and you left your car keys on the kitchen table and you had to chip them off the next day to go to work and the cat started sleeping in the yard because the street light provides some warmth and TV sucks because you can't see shit through the fog that is your breath and you stink because the shower water turns into artificial snow before it hits your body which would be kinda cool except now all these 20 something mountain dew drinking losers want to shred your tube and make ads about it.

Sorry, this started out as a rave for a great comic. It ended with me just wanting to write a run-on sentence. I promise, I'm done. I'm going to bed, and tomorrow Shannon and I will go to the coast. I will not touch a keyboard.

I hope you all are doing something awesome over the holiday, and I hope it turns out 10 times better than you thought it would. Especially Brian and Ashley.... And maybe Brandie and Robert.

Quote of the night

CSI Miami guy: "Who is this guy?"
Shannon: "Your mom."

For Shannon

I'm just sayin'. Jesus fucking hates dirty words.

Or maybe....

You're just a freak. You know, Occam's razor and all.

Hail Satan.

I want a super toilet seat!!!!!

Dude! Check out the "happiness" link. Marketing speak at it's best (or worst... same thing).

Why wont you die?

I'm 28 minutes into "catacombs" and I want to kill Shannyn Sossamon so bad it hurts. A) Her character is the single most annoying presence in a movie ever. This person would not exist in reality, as Mother Teresa would not possess the restraint necessary to keep from kicking her teeth in. B) "Shannyn". Really? Not "Shannon" or "Shannan" but "Shannyn". Lemme guess.... The "y" is for "y aren't you dead yet"?

Yeah, OK, Im repeating myself...

But A) In vino veritas
and
B) If this is not the entire reason Al Gore created the internet, I don't know what it.

Fucking hentai is gross

Now I'm a bigger pervert than your average pervert, but DAMN.... How are images of underage girls with massive penises even remotely erotic? Tentacle rape is funny once or twice, but after a while it's just weird. Yeah, I realize there's some hentai with actual pr0n value, but most of what I've seen is just f'ing weird... And I'm down for most anything.

Maybe I hang out on a certain website too much, but goddammit all you creepy japanese and wapanese guys need to knock it the fuck off.

I despise feminism. I think defining your existence by your sex/gender or who you prefer to have sex with is the sign of a weak mind that gave up the hunt for things that made it hurt in favor of being "an individual, like everyone else". However, when I see even a little of this garbage by mistake I want to hand in my meat eating, beer drinking, "don't give a shit", tough guy card and join the most militant feminist group that would have me. I guess I carry this rant to most pr0n in general, but I'm going to start with the low hanging fruit. Seriously, chicks don't have dicks and don't enjoy surprise sexual encounters with sword wielding octopi... For the most part.

tl;dr - Gross pr0n is gross.

Hmm..... I smell a rat.

I got one of these the other day, though not in regard to any anime. At first, I thought it was what it appeared to be. They had a question regarding the copyright of some material I was grabbing through a torrent, and dropped me a line to say "hey, if you're stealing stuff knock it off". However, in view of this article, I think it may have been something else. Basically, it appears comcast is finding new and interesting ways to crack down on people using the bandwidth they've purchased, as their last attempt was wildly unpopular and got them sued...

Oh please die

please

What I've learned tonight

A) I MUST learn better self control around people who make me want to hurt them very badly. I may be right, but the law is on their side.

B) The law sucks.

C) "Atheists believe absolutely in something that they can not prove."

"Theists believe absolutely in something that they can not prove."

"Agnostics would rather have a beer."

D) Nikko is a very good friend, and I should not treat him poorly.

E) I am not in a good mood, and haven't been for quite some time.

F) Chicken and dumplings is fukken awesome!

G) Having Stephen do my yard work makes me smile, because he is rad and does a great job.

H) Any Linux distro that doesn't allow you to disable SE Linux right off the bat is shite.

I) We have a soul. But it’s made of lots of tiny robots.

J) Cougar hunting hipster dicks might appear to be good prey, but they are often more trouble than they're worth. Hang around the watering hole a little longer and maybe they'll just go away, saving you the trouble.

K) This:

is very likely what god looks like.

L) Justice, much liek delicious cake, is a lie.

Slayer Angel of Death 8-Bit Style

Really, do I need to say anything else?

Opprotunity Cost

You know I wonder how much health care and education 2.76 trillion dollars would buy.



Oh and while I'm here.... From what I can tell, FC 7&8 suck total ass. I'm going back to Zod.

Why oh why

Did I try to leave Zod for Werewolf? I got the upgrade to go finally, but it dusted my samba installation, killed yum, and did various and sundry other nasty things. So YAY I'm rebuilding my Linux box!

Yay!!!! Free drugs!!!!

Behold the magical power of Jenkem!


Oh, and "butthash" lol.

Oh and in typical cop fashion... "received and email".

What's this?

Are you telling me that the Portland police treat people with callous indifference and have a documentable disdain for the very people they're most likely to encounter while attempting to protect and serve? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..........................


People of Portland, wake up. The police are NOT your friends. They are corrupt, greedy, bullies. They hurt people, or let them hurt themselves, for fun. You wouldn't accept behavior like this from your neighbor. Why do you accept from people who make their living from your tax dollars?

I want one

Dude!!!! It's a freakin' 700 foot high ferris wheel!

CNN

Your source for lizard spit and bongs. Actual screen scrape. Seriously CNN, WTF?

What what?

Wait what?

I'm turning Japanese

I really think so.

The best thing I've seen all day

is this. Or maybe this.