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BATCOD SOUP!!!!!!

I found this in my archives tonight...

And it's funny...

Fukken Awesome

ROCK

God Dammit

Knock it off already. We all know this is bullshit, how about we spend less time defending a lie and more time trying to figure out how we can make sure no more gramma's have to have dead grandkids?

Mommy....

Where's my Dora Aquapet?

Gee honey, I have no idea. Why don't you go play with your friends for a bit?


*sorry, link is broken now. Basically, it was a HELLA phallic chlidrens toy.

I miss my kitty

fux0r

I love iTunes

OK, I hate to admit it for a couple reasons. First, I am a big fan of try before you buy when it comes to music. My apologies to my musician friends, but here's how I usually roll...

1) I find your music for free and spend some time with it.
2) If I find myself listening to it fairly often, or at least not erasing it to gain disk space, I buy your shit.

I would rather not have to buy it first, and be stuck with it if it sucks... which it does sometimes. So I find a torrent and the rest is history.

Next, my main device is not an iPod. I had one, I wasn't impressed with the quality, so I bought a Zen. Yes, I still have a Shuffle for working out, but that's not the point. If I buy music, I should be able to put it on any player I want.

But you know what? There are times when you want to hear a song, and you want it now. Tonight I was watching a show on rouge waves, and they mentioned the Edmund Fitzgerald. I don't know why, but ever since I was a little kid the Gordon Lightfoot tribute to that ship has been a special song to me. Yes, the ghey is strong with this one.... Anyway, I have the TV open in one window on my display, and while I'm watching I open up iTunes and buy "The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald". When the commercial kicked in on the History Channel, I clicked on the song I had just purchased. For a moment, I was that little boy who heard that song on the radio about the dying sailors (fellas it's been good to know ya') and spent years wondering WTF went on there. Was it as good as I remembered? Oh hell no. Was that experience worth 99 cents to me? You bet your ass it was.

BTW, ripping your iTunes songs to mp3 is easy as long as you don't upgrade to iTunes 7.0.2. Ask me how if you don't know.

Party at our house this Saturday

Around 8. Lemme know if you need directions.

This couldn't have been better if it was posed

Ladies and gentlemen, Sen. Rick Santorum and his ultra creepy brood at his concession speech

John's MySpace

Yes, I am just that lame

Meanwhile, back at the war the Republicans handed us...

Hey thanks guys!

Seriously, not that the Democrats are much better, but how bad does it have to get before you "support the troops" dipshits realize how fucked up this is? IMHO, the only unforgivable mistake in the world in stupidity by choice, and you're all guilty.

Yeah dude

That's nice

Congresswoman Katherine Harris of Florida

I'd hit it.

Stuff that occurred to me tonight

1) I was looking at my finger nails. First they were fins, then claws, now nails (evolution... Sorry fundies). What's next? Personally, I'm hoping for lasers.

2) What's funny about funny cars?

That is all.

Let's not forget what a real hero looks like

We can talk about the best athletes, who won, or about Lance Armstrong, who is amazing.... But let's not forget about the folks who were dealt a shitty hand and decided not to quit. That smells like a champion to me.

Bwhahahahahahaha!

Thank you "christian" america for yet another great story that proves the most vocal among you are even further detached from the real message of christianity than those you endlessly rail against! You're the winnars!!!! The more you succeed, the more your sham is exposed! Kinda like the douchebag you voted into office.

The more I think about it, the more I think a great step in the "war on terror" would be to nuke our own midwest. How about we join the civilized nations in the 21st century and deport these asshats to somewhere in the middle east where they can commune with like minded folks?

In other gay news, Doogie came out.... 3 words. "Yeah" "And" "So"? However, I'm thinking this might serve the greater good though. The same folks that followed the dipshit in the beginning of this post may very well employ the following thought process:

TV is reality

The "doctor" on the TV, as it turns out, has got the gay

Therefore, all doctors have got the gay

If I go to a doctor, he (because there are no female doctors... unless they are lesbians... in which case they are demons) will try to give me the gay as part of the homosexual agenda

Therefore, I must avoid medical treatment for my retardation and morbid obesity if I want to be with Dale Earnhardt in heaven

Thank you Jesus

Ack......

So... Yes, middle america, all doctors have got the gay and will give it to you!!! If you're sick, stay home and pray!!!!!