Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Yahoo! News - Band Driver Dumped Waste on Boat Passengers -Charges

Yahoo! News - Band Driver Dumped Waste on Boat Passengers -Charges

I first heard about this on somethingawful.com. Best story ever!!!!!

By the way, I'll be blogging our trip to Vegas soon, WITH a picture of the worlds best smelling urinal! Stay tuned!

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Topher Grace

Topher Grace

Nice name. Topher? WTF? Is that a retard translation of gopher? Dumbass

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Dude, WTF?

Listen, all you hippie/Sting wannabe motherfuckers... When I go to the gym, I DO NOT need to see you prancing around in your god damn purple underwear displaying your taint and genitals in the name of yoga. There's an entire room devoted to dancing/stretching/whatever. Use it. When I'm trying to get my bench press on, the very last thing I need is a 50 year old anus thinly covered in "boy shorts" staring me in the eye. It's not that I'm uncomfortable with the male form, I'm just uncomfortable with yours. If you want to flash your junk, get a van and head for a grade school like any self respecting real pervert would do.

Fuck, I wish it was legal to smack these ass hats with a claw hammer.

Monday, January 03, 2005

Tired

My god I suck. I spent all the time off I had during the holidays remodeling my kitchen. Yep... plumbing, wiring, tiling, grouting, bleeding, bitching.

Joy.

I have become everything I dreaded.