The Pulcifier

The Pulcifier

OMG, this is the best ever.

My space

After hearing about myspace everywhere for the last couple weeks, I thought I'd give it a try. Whatever. Who the fuck is Tom?

Michael Jackson may sing late Pope's prayers - Yahoo! News

Michael Jackson may sing late Pope's prayers - Yahoo! News

Ok do I really even need to comment on this?

US defense industry frets about high Iraq spending - Yahoo! News

US defense industry frets about high Iraq spending - Yahoo! News

Yet more evidence that our CNC doesn't get it. To all you folks in the midwest and/or Beaverton, I know you meant well, but consider the source of the message. The very people who stand to benefit the most from our war mongering policies are now doubting those same policies. Wake up.

Study Roman history for a bit, and then consider where we are now, who we are fighting, and what needs to be done. Then, peel that stupid yellow ribbon off your Hummer and start considering what it means to have have assumed the lastest incarnation of Rome.

Is it just me?

I was just listening to Velvet Revolver... It seems to me Slash has been playing the same damn guitar solo on every song since GNR.

What a great weekend

Shannon and I spent Fri - Sun touring Southern Oregon and the Oregon coast. What did we learn? Lobster tail is nonsked. Oh, and if you pop for a off season suite at the Yachats Inn you'll be pleasantly suprised, Coos Bay sucks, and finally the 2005 Chevy Impala LT is a piece of shit.

Whatever....

I haven't updated this in a while because the holidays make me depressed as a mother fucker. Thus, I don't do anything. That and I hate anyone who reads this.

Anyway, here's your quote of the day. Identify the band and win:

"Ever fall in love with a Chevy?
Ever fall in love with a Ford?
Ever felt the torque of a Hemi?
Ever seen the face of the lord?"

Oh, and it's almost tattoo time. Any suggestions? Let me know. I have ideas, but they suck.

Oh, and it's 2006. I'm fatter and older.

Fuck it.

Damn I'm good

Yeah dude, I bought at 39. W00t!

Well, this sucks

To any of you that know my current dilemma, I could really use some help. I don't think I've felt this torn in a long, long time. It's kinda like you've been with this chick for a long time and you love her. You have done and would do anything for her. She may be a bit rough around the edges, but she's all you've ever wanted and she was very good to you. Then, without reason or a hint as to what's going on, she starts screwing around... and rubbing it in you face.

About the same time, a new chick or two shows up. They're vacant, sure, but they're hot as hell (way hotter than the old one) and they're whispering in your ear that they can treat you WAY better than the bitch you're with now.

You love the old chick, and you'd rather be with her, but if you have any shred of self respect you have to do something.

Argh. Help.

White House Sidesteps Cheney Questions

LOL... Rove, Delay, Cheney... This (well, and 2000 Americans dead for no reason) is what you get when you elect a dipshit who claims that god speaks to him and whose only qualification is a promise not to get a blow job in the white house. Go USA!!!!

I burn

Every time I think of getting tattoo'd I think of " I burn" on my back. If you've never heard this song, you should.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

See ya around, Agent 86

I still laugh at that damn shoe phone. Yeah, I'm old.

Welcome to the world, Antichrist!!!

It has begun.

New Orleans Air Found Not Overly Polluted - Yahoo! News

Thank God, because we were all worried about the air... Because we knew the water was nothing to worry about. Jesus fuck this whole thing is wrong by the numbers.

Sun Microsystems

OK. Everyone who knows me knows that the only OS I hate more than Windows.... Oh wait, I hate Windows more than any OS. Anyway, I loathe Solaris. It sucks slightly less than AIX. I also hate Dell, even though I'm writing this on a Dell machine and there's two more within 10 feet of where I sit. Oh, and my work machine is a Dell. At least my Linux box is a real computer (built by me).

That being said, this is some funny shit and I wish Sun would have run with them.

Why can't I sleep?!

Dammit this pisses me off. I am the worst sleeper ever. Usually, it's because the brain won't shut off due to some work stress or similar garbage.... But I had a good day! I got everything done at work I said I would, I made it to the gym, I got to ride the bike around... Today rocked. Yet, it's 1 am and I'm still wide awake.

I'm watching some Roman history thing in a window on my Windows box as I write this. You want to understand how the U.S. works? Look at Rome. You want to see the future? Look at Rome.

What else? We'll I'm VERY happy with the new bike (Honda VYX 1300R). I still miss the old bike though. You know what? I just freaking love motorcycles.

Anyway, photos at www.jjandss.com as always.

OK, back to my insomnia.

What's all this then?

John and Shannon have a new toy! Hooray!

Mystery Bulge in Oregon Still Growing

Oh no. This is gonna hurt. My state has a big zit... FULL OF LIQUID HOT MAGMA!

Kitten Huffing

OMG... Lenny is going up my nose.