So it's on

Shannon and I are heading to Baker tomorrow, and then taking the long way back. Wish us luck.

'I am not gay,'

I just like the occasional restroom tryst with a random stranger. As any man, gay or straight, will tell you... rubbing your foot again the foot of the guy in the stall next to you in an airport restroom? TOTALLY gay. Actually, that's an insult to gay. It's like super creepy freeway rest stop trailer park gay. The luggage thing? Well where the hell else are you supposed to put the luggage? In your lap? But the hands under the divider? And especially the staring through the crack? Super creepy freeway rest stop trailer park gay. If this would have worked out for him, I'm sure the next step was splitting a dime bag of meth and a half rack of Milwaukee's Best with the man of his dreams before getting it on in a Denny's parking lot.

Reminds me of this guy. All we need is one from Oregon and we will hit the Pacific Northwest closeted "gay-hater" gay guy trifecta!

One more thing before I go to sleep

I am a pig. Today, I ate EVERYTHING! You know why there are starving kids in Africa? Because I ate their food!!! I was going to put some clever links in here, but I am too full and tired... and I just chundered on my keyboard. Anyway, loved seeing you tonight Charlotte and Nick... I hope your chin has a better period next time.

The most dangerous catch is in my pants bitches!!!!!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

JJ

Well...

When our hypocrite in chief stands before the God he claims to speak to, here's yet another subject I'd like to hear him stutter his way through. Actually, I would rather skip hearing that jackass slaughter the English language and skip right to the part where God says "Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Oh that's rich!!!! Yeah but seriously, fuck you. Enjoy an eternity of cattle prod rape. Next."

I can think of one place they forgot....

Gigitty

In other news

Shannon will be going back to school.

I am now a vet

Dr. John posting as fishgirl. Yeah, fishgirl.

What could possibly go wrong?

Hey look a train wreck.

New pictures

We're back for a minute. Stopped off at home to drop stuff off and clean up. Tomorrow we take the bike up to the Puget Sound area. Anyway, here are some photos of our annual trip to Montana/North Dakota. More later. Enjoy

Moonshine Hangover

We went and saw these fellas again. They deliver.

Yet another fine upstanding republican!

In the interest of bipartisanship, we should hook Bill Clinton up with this guy.

How I spent today...

Yeah dude, I'm enjoying unemployment


Oh and did you catch that thunder storm tonight? AWESOME. Yeah, I was riding in it. I got completely soaked but it was nice after todays heat.

Anyway, my arms are sunburned, my bike is dirty, my jeans are wet, and I had a great day.

Oh and this....



and this... the most random thing I saw all day

My newest toy

I thought it might be fun to play in the dirt. Note.. this one's not mine but it's pretty much the same.

Damn!

It's freakin' hot.

Lessons in unemployment

Todays lesson? Microwave hot dogs are the best meal ever. Why? Because you cook them in a paper towel. When you're done cooking, you've already got your napkin right there. Just the perfect thing when you're spending your day watching Patton and Red Dawn.

Why has this "woman" not been force fed lead yet?

Seriously, this is the best example of what myself and several others on somethingawful call a"V.C.". Here's a hint... The V stands for vapid, and the C does not stand for Cong.

Lulz

Oh and and fuck you TW. That was bullshit and you know it.

So long

Wow. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone being treated as poorly by the company they worked for as I was here. I bled for this company, cried for this company, fought for this company, and loved this company (even after they lied to me) as well as the people who work there, but what they did and (to a much greater extent) the way they did it was just wrong.

I thank, sincerely and from the bottom of my heart, the people who stood by me and stood up for me. As for the rest? I firmly believe, based on observation, that justice is the natural state of life. Things work out as they should in the long run. Every time I've felt angry and hurt to the degree I am now, I remember one of the few good messages I picked up from my Christian upbringing. "Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord". I have yet to be disappointed. All I need to do is be patient and based on some of the decisions I saw shortly before the end, I doubt I'll need to wait long. When a company decides to prefer inaccurate (blatantly false) but "on message" information over data based in fact, there are problems. You can only "create truth" for so long. Shit floats. There's more I could say here, but who knows if a lawsuit would be next (that which I've said I can prove). I'm just confident things will end as they should.

Contrary to the way I was treated when we parted ways, I never had any bad intentions and I still don't, as it's not my place. More than anything, I'm glad I don't have to count myself among the liars. I had true friends there, and did good work. I can look myself in the face.

By the way, in case you didn't know this used to be true. It is not now.

Safe as in your Mama's arms

this

Oh Nick.... Why?