Best Tuesday EVER!!!

First, I kill Jerry Falwell with my blog. That's right, he was just unconscious when I prayed for his death... and then he died! FEAR MY POWER!!!

Then, I won a raffle today... A GOOD ONE! I spent 25 bucks for a good cause, and I won EVERYTHING. Limo, fancy hotel room, dinner at one of my favorite restaurants, 100 bucks at Nordstrom...

THEN, the ice cream truck pulled up to the corner of 39th and Hawthorne as I was sitting outside having a whiskey and I got a kick ass ice cream cone!

I am the KING of TUESDAY!!!!!!

Oh please....

Please, please, please, please be dead.

But I want one NOW

This looks cool

I don't have cancer!!!!

I am happy and relieved.

Here is a picture to express how I feel. Yes, I am breaking the image table and I dont care.

We knew we were going a little early...

but damn. We spent the whole weekend looking for morels. We found one. That's right, one. Adding insult to injury, Shannon found it.

Dammit.

Oh, and John Day can bite my ass. I leave Portland to get away from thug cops who have nothing better to do than harass those who commit the unforgivable crime of... nothing. That place and the surrounding area is over run with unnecessary and expensive storm troopers. All this while we get to hear daily about how the state police have no money, and while crime in places where it actually exists runs rampant.

What utter bullshit.

Meanwhile, in obviousville

Ya think?

Set sails for awesome

How to make the world a better place

Remove the word "effigies" from this headline.

Looks like the Indians are slackers. I did this after American Gigolo.

Ok I know this is in bad taste but...

I wonder why body counts like this aren't more common. You always read about how the shooter had two pistols, an AK47, 800 rounds of ammo, 4 grenades... and killed 4 people. I think some, if not most, of these nut jobs aren't fully committed to the cause and haven't heard this song. Apologies in advance for the incredibly stupid video clip. Anyway, I guess my point is go big or go home.

Durrrr

Maybe because most of it is male oriented pr0n? Ya' think?

Ghostrider - Part II

OK I wrote this: "Jesus Christ, motorcycles and fire!!!! WTF more do you want?!"

Then I saw it.

What more do I want? How about a fucking bearable movie? Christ that sucked.

Super Happy Fun!!!!!

My latest health related experiment? I have temporarily given up what is quite possibly the only thing that made me a bearable human being... drinking. The upside? I've lost about 5 pounds in the last week. The downside? I turn into an asshole at about 6 every day... and I don't feel nearly as good as I thought I would... and fake beer tastes like ass... and fine dining goes with wine god dammit not diet coke... and crosswords go with bourbon not water.

Joy.

I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall...

For this shit. Can you imagine anything more awkward?

Damn!

I want to kill Forest Whitaker. Seriously, if you haven't checked out The Shield, hop on a torrent, get up to speed, and join me for season 7. It's the shit.

Well I'm sure they'll listen now!

Bush to Iran: 'Give back the hostages' - Yahoo! News

Happy Fun!

Check out this business...

Have you heard this shit?!

DUDE! Call it prog, or stoner, or sludge, or whatever this is some good music.

LION SLICER!!!!!!!!!

Yet more evidence that....

The Oregonian is a shitty newspaper. Let's take a quick peek at their propensity for math:

"Half of the weapons once stored at the U.S. Army's Umatilla Chemical Depot near Hermiston have now been incinerated -- though the majority of the site's chemical agent remains intact."

So... 100% - 50% = something greater than or equal to 51%.

Sigh....

Ghostrider

Jesus Christ, motorcycles and fire!!!! WTF more do you want?!

Yawn...

Really, I have nothing to say tonight but I haven't updated in a while so...

I currently have way to much work to do, and I am having a hard time getting motivated to do it. I won't get into the details in case anyone from work actually reads this, but let's just say I'm having a hard time believing the way I've been told to approach this project is correct. Also, I've just sat through yet another annual session of smiling politely while other people are given credit for work I did. It's tough to want to keep doing it when you know how it will end up.

That being said, I know it's my job so I'll do it. I'm just wondering why.

I've been a little sick lately. Mostly it's manifested itself in extreme fatigue (2-3 days of sleeping like 18 hours a day), and some throat nastiness. The throat stuff is clearing up slowly, but I still feel really, really, really tired almost all the time. I get about 3-4 hours of good energy a day. That sucks.