Thursday, December 22, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
Thursday, May 05, 2011
Because I'm tired of this crap on Facebook, I'll put it here...
"This is somebody who was deserving of the justice he received," Obama said in the interview. "But we don't need to spike the football."
The guy messed with the bull, and he got the horns. Story over. Let's not be morbid. Let's move on. Nice to see the U.S. showing a little decorum for once.
The guy messed with the bull, and he got the horns. Story over. Let's not be morbid. Let's move on. Nice to see the U.S. showing a little decorum for once.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Tuesday, February 08, 2011
My Friend Jason is super smart
Relativity explained:
"One of the interesting things about relativity is the idea that time and space aren't actually separate things and that gravity is actually the distortion in spacetime caused by mass.
In essence the more mass a particular object has, the slower time seems to progress in the vicinity of that object, for instance if you had two twins, one who lived into space and one who stayed on earth, the twin in space would age faster than the one on earth.
I guess what I'm trying to elucidate is that yo momma so fat, I spent twenty minutes fucking her and missed three birthdays."
"One of the interesting things about relativity is the idea that time and space aren't actually separate things and that gravity is actually the distortion in spacetime caused by mass.
In essence the more mass a particular object has, the slower time seems to progress in the vicinity of that object, for instance if you had two twins, one who lived into space and one who stayed on earth, the twin in space would age faster than the one on earth.
I guess what I'm trying to elucidate is that yo momma so fat, I spent twenty minutes fucking her and missed three birthdays."
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