So it's on

Shannon and I are heading to Baker tomorrow, and then taking the long way back. Wish us luck.

'I am not gay,'

I just like the occasional restroom tryst with a random stranger. As any man, gay or straight, will tell you... rubbing your foot again the foot of the guy in the stall next to you in an airport restroom? TOTALLY gay. Actually, that's an insult to gay. It's like super creepy freeway rest stop trailer park gay. The luggage thing? Well where the hell else are you supposed to put the luggage? In your lap? But the hands under the divider? And especially the staring through the crack? Super creepy freeway rest stop trailer park gay. If this would have worked out for him, I'm sure the next step was splitting a dime bag of meth and a half rack of Milwaukee's Best with the man of his dreams before getting it on in a Denny's parking lot.

Reminds me of this guy. All we need is one from Oregon and we will hit the Pacific Northwest closeted "gay-hater" gay guy trifecta!

One more thing before I go to sleep

I am a pig. Today, I ate EVERYTHING! You know why there are starving kids in Africa? Because I ate their food!!! I was going to put some clever links in here, but I am too full and tired... and I just chundered on my keyboard. Anyway, loved seeing you tonight Charlotte and Nick... I hope your chin has a better period next time.

The most dangerous catch is in my pants bitches!!!!!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

JJ

Well...

When our hypocrite in chief stands before the God he claims to speak to, here's yet another subject I'd like to hear him stutter his way through. Actually, I would rather skip hearing that jackass slaughter the English language and skip right to the part where God says "Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Oh that's rich!!!! Yeah but seriously, fuck you. Enjoy an eternity of cattle prod rape. Next."

I can think of one place they forgot....

Gigitty

In other news

Shannon will be going back to school.

I am now a vet

Dr. John posting as fishgirl. Yeah, fishgirl.

What could possibly go wrong?

Hey look a train wreck.

New pictures

We're back for a minute. Stopped off at home to drop stuff off and clean up. Tomorrow we take the bike up to the Puget Sound area. Anyway, here are some photos of our annual trip to Montana/North Dakota. More later. Enjoy