Oh Nick.... Why?

Best Tuesday EVER!!!

First, I kill Jerry Falwell with my blog. That's right, he was just unconscious when I prayed for his death... and then he died! FEAR MY POWER!!!

Then, I won a raffle today... A GOOD ONE! I spent 25 bucks for a good cause, and I won EVERYTHING. Limo, fancy hotel room, dinner at one of my favorite restaurants, 100 bucks at Nordstrom...

THEN, the ice cream truck pulled up to the corner of 39th and Hawthorne as I was sitting outside having a whiskey and I got a kick ass ice cream cone!

I am the KING of TUESDAY!!!!!!

Oh please....

Please, please, please, please be dead.

But I want one NOW

This looks cool

I don't have cancer!!!!

I am happy and relieved.

Here is a picture to express how I feel. Yes, I am breaking the image table and I dont care.