We knew we were going a little early...

but damn. We spent the whole weekend looking for morels. We found one. That's right, one. Adding insult to injury, Shannon found it.

Dammit.

Oh, and John Day can bite my ass. I leave Portland to get away from thug cops who have nothing better to do than harass those who commit the unforgivable crime of... nothing. That place and the surrounding area is over run with unnecessary and expensive storm troopers. All this while we get to hear daily about how the state police have no money, and while crime in places where it actually exists runs rampant.

What utter bullshit.

Meanwhile, in obviousville

Ya think?

Set sails for awesome

How to make the world a better place

Remove the word "effigies" from this headline.

Looks like the Indians are slackers. I did this after American Gigolo.

Ok I know this is in bad taste but...

I wonder why body counts like this aren't more common. You always read about how the shooter had two pistols, an AK47, 800 rounds of ammo, 4 grenades... and killed 4 people. I think some, if not most, of these nut jobs aren't fully committed to the cause and haven't heard this song. Apologies in advance for the incredibly stupid video clip. Anyway, I guess my point is go big or go home.

Durrrr

Maybe because most of it is male oriented pr0n? Ya' think?

Ghostrider - Part II

OK I wrote this: "Jesus Christ, motorcycles and fire!!!! WTF more do you want?!"

Then I saw it.

What more do I want? How about a fucking bearable movie? Christ that sucked.

Super Happy Fun!!!!!

My latest health related experiment? I have temporarily given up what is quite possibly the only thing that made me a bearable human being... drinking. The upside? I've lost about 5 pounds in the last week. The downside? I turn into an asshole at about 6 every day... and I don't feel nearly as good as I thought I would... and fake beer tastes like ass... and fine dining goes with wine god dammit not diet coke... and crosswords go with bourbon not water.

Joy.

I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall...

For this shit. Can you imagine anything more awkward?

Damn!

I want to kill Forest Whitaker. Seriously, if you haven't checked out The Shield, hop on a torrent, get up to speed, and join me for season 7. It's the shit.